The Foo Bird.
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Man Is Like An Automobile
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Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Ticket to Titsburg
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Creative wording
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What Not to Name Your Dog
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A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
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