Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...