My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...