Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...