Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)