Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...