Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...