Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...