Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...