Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
GRAVITY KILLS
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Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Your New Year Resolution
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...