What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...