What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!