In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...