Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...