Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...