In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...