What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....