Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...