Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...