Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...