Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...