yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...