Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...