Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...