Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Julius Cheeser!
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Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...