Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...