How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!