House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...