Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...