Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...