Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...