Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...