Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...