cross a worm and an elephant
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“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
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Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...