At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...