Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...