Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...