Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...