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Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Room in Hell
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Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
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Emacs acronyms
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How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
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