Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...