What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
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Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
If a frog parks.
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To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Don’t give us a bad name
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OLD never dies
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