George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...