Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...