Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...