Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...