Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...