Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.