Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.