Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...