Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...